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Rednecks
Rednecks...who me!!
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ' One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if : You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend
We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of.. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are.
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ' One nation, under God.'
You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
You might be a redneck if : You bow your head when someone prays.
You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the USA !
Keep the fire burning, redneck friend
[WoF]GoA.Pun- Admin
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Re: Rednecks
I grew up in a redneck home. I have a picture of me when I was 8 years old with a mullet Actually my dad was a dangerous combination of redneck and West Virginia Hillbilly. He still owns about 40 guns to this day and says the "N" word constantly. I warn him of his ignorance but its in his blood. He's even owned his own trailor park in the everglade region of Florida.
Radish*- Posts : 549
Join date : 2009-05-05
Age : 45
Location : Seattle, WA
Re: Rednecks
Texas is full of "rednecks" like myself who would carry a gun if he could legally and keep them in their trucks just in case they are driving down the road and some manner of rodent needing to be shot is present.
I'll refer you to a time when every Truck in the High School parking lot had a gun in it and no ever got shot at school (go figure). That is Texas, good ol' Texas.
The TRUE Land of the free and Home of the brave. where you wave at people you don't know just to be friendly.
Rednecks rock, rednecks built this country with courage, honor and bravery.
This being Memorial Day, i would like to point out that without rednecks the Revolutoinary War would not have taken place.
"Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
" - Ronald Reagan, A great man.
I'll refer you to a time when every Truck in the High School parking lot had a gun in it and no ever got shot at school (go figure). That is Texas, good ol' Texas.
The TRUE Land of the free and Home of the brave. where you wave at people you don't know just to be friendly.
Rednecks rock, rednecks built this country with courage, honor and bravery.
This being Memorial Day, i would like to point out that without rednecks the Revolutoinary War would not have taken place.
"Above all, we must realize that no arsenal, or no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women. It is a weapon our adversaries in today's world do not have.
" - Ronald Reagan, A great man.
Master Dread- Posts : 162
Join date : 2009-04-28
Age : 31
Location : Dallas Texas.
Re: Rednecks
Man that was awesome Dread!! Yep you are one of us lol.
[WoF]GoA.Pun- Admin
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Location : Alabama
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I live in Connecticut. Not many rednecks up here :[ but to be honest, my couse lives in Tennesse and he is probably the nicest person I know. lolz
Aegis- Posts : 568
Join date : 2009-11-05
Age : 30
Location : Connecticut
Re: Rednecks
History note***
the term redneck came to be when virginia coal miners revolted against the company owners and fought a small war against company hired mercenaries. The miners wore red hankerchiefs around their necks to identify each other.
I guess it caught on with a whole new meaning!
the term redneck came to be when virginia coal miners revolted against the company owners and fought a small war against company hired mercenaries. The miners wore red hankerchiefs around their necks to identify each other.
I guess it caught on with a whole new meaning!
Phoenix- Posts : 1048
Join date : 2009-07-09
Age : 30
Location : The Lone Star State (Texas)
Re: Rednecks
Just an old backwoods gun toten redneck from Ky.I have been one all of my life.even spoke like radish's dad did at one time in my life.Have always owned guns,Always will.I have the God givin right to protect my family at all cost's.God says in his word to take up your swords.I dont have one!I Have guns!If they (Gov)want my guns,they will for sure have to pull them from my dead cold hands.God Bless you all and Your guns.LOL
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Pun- Posts : 1442
Join date : 2009-04-22
Re: Rednecks
I of course am not one because I am Illegal (:
Just playing
Just playing
El Mexicano- Posts : 2
Join date : 2009-11-11
Age : 28
Re: Rednecks
El Mexicano lol, thats funny hehehehee
[WoF]GoA.Pun- Admin
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Join date : 2009-04-23
Location : Alabama
Re: Rednecks
Amen brothe i am a "redneck" n proud of it
hanibal- Posts : 100
Join date : 2009-05-03
Age : 38
Location : Holton Mi.
Re: Rednecks
I may not seem lika redneck on call o duty but if you fellas ever met me in real life with out knowing it waz me ud say i waz a hardcore redneck my solution to varmints terrorists and nazis and bad guys iz and always has been as i say when im not typin "12GAUGE EM REAL GOOD LIKE."
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Re: Rednecks
Our family has always had great respect for elders and others.............I hate when at base ball games there are people who sit there and talk when the national anthem is playin..oh how it bugs me
Howell- Posts : 540
Join date : 2010-01-03
Age : 27
Location : Arkansas
Re: Rednecks
my oh my, i'd give a 100 bucks to c ole Rad in that mullet
You might be a redneck if your home is mobile and the 15 cars in your yard are not!
You might be a redneck if part of the directions you give to your house includes "when you get off the blacktop road"
You might be a redneck if your home is mobile and the 15 cars in your yard are not!
You might be a redneck if part of the directions you give to your house includes "when you get off the blacktop road"
UncleFrank- Admin
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Join date : 2009-04-25
Age : 55
Location : Smiteville
Re: Rednecks
-You might be a redneck if you go to family reunions to meet Ms. Right.
-What do tornadoes and a redneck divorce have in common?
Someone's fixin' to lose a double wide.
-What do tornadoes and a redneck divorce have in common?
Someone's fixin' to lose a double wide.
Kennison- Posts : 1374
Join date : 2009-10-11
Re: Rednecks
You may be a redneck if you got your exotic aquarium fish from the pond out back.
You may be a redneck if your richest relative buys a house and asks you to
come help take the wheels off.
You may be a redneck if your richest relative buys a house and asks you to
come help take the wheels off.
Master Dread- Posts : 162
Join date : 2009-04-28
Age : 31
Location : Dallas Texas.
Re: Rednecks
What's the state bird of West Virginia?
The Tooth Fairy!
The Tooth Fairy!
Kennison- Posts : 1374
Join date : 2009-10-11
Re: Rednecks
Im from South Carolina..... Small town called Saluda.... Population bout in the 3000s.... thats alot of rednecks.... but luckily we all get along here....
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Re: Rednecks
Would you like to pay by check or paypal?{MsM}UncleFrank wrote:my oh my, i'd give a 100 bucks to c ole Rad in that mullet
Radish*- Posts : 549
Join date : 2009-05-05
Age : 45
Location : Seattle, WA
Re: Rednecks
Business in the front...party in the back
Phoenix- Posts : 1048
Join date : 2009-07-09
Age : 30
Location : The Lone Star State (Texas)
Re: Rednecks
before i got involved in my airforce civil air patrol stuff and i had to have fuzz head i used to look lika werwolf
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Re: Rednecks
lol Radish! nice lookin mullet tho buddy! paypal of course!
lol, nice one kenni.....the ole reunion trick heh?
lol, nice one kenni.....the ole reunion trick heh?
UncleFrank- Admin
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Re: Rednecks
Ya know..... theres talk that the mullet might be making a comeback..
Phoenix News Article
Phoenix News Article
Radish*- Posts : 549
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Location : Seattle, WA
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