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Post by [WoF]GoA.Pun on Tue Oct 12, 2010 5:53 pm


Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to
the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries,
and a diet coke.

Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the
pens to the counters.

Only in America ......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ..........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns
in packages of eight..

Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille
lettering.

EVER WONDER ...

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains since wool clothes do?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

I like this one!!!
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?


Hehehe I hope you got a kick out of some of these and at least one chuckle.

Also, can you add any to the list?

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Re: Ever wonder why...........

Post by Fuzzy on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:10 pm

hahaha i laughed hard lol

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Post by Howell on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:26 pm

ahh man that was funny
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Post by Phoenix on Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:57 pm

why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
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Post by Musik on Wed Oct 13, 2010 1:22 pm

Lol wow ....
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Post by Trooper on Thu Oct 14, 2010 2:25 am

lol!
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