{MsM} Stories Number I

{MsM} Stories Number I

A perfectly good airplane with perfectly good
parachutesand land on very plump, cushy pillows
that made a weird farting sound. He was in A
funky lookin house filled with cats that talked.
He looked around the area and found five black fur
balls.This was a great achievement because he was
collectng some of those for a winter coat that he
could use to go to the winter ball. The fur balls
made a great source of insulation for a coat, but
rabbit or bear fur good for a coat as long as it has
no poo on it. Also poo tastes like NOT LIKE HONEY.
Although poo has nothing to do actually with making
a fur coat however the authors of this have lost their
minds. They LoL'd at Frank... when he gave a SMITE.
But frank actually felt to shy when he smote so he made
more smites for the victims which caused them to get
really angry and began to throw large, pink elephants
at him. After that, they began to bombard him with pink
purple polka-dotted old people. Did you know that
Frank is immune to Smites, so he can eat them. With
ketchip and mustard until he was full? One of the pink
elepants has a large trunk. When he gets to much water
in his trunk he squirts in at Frank because Frank smote
Quebie for bashing him. Little did Frank know, that he
was going to get a banana. He was quite surprised that
the banana was actually not a banana, but a plantain.
The plantain which he made into a fruit cocktail of
mega super awesome frutyness; grapes, bananas, cherries
and buffalo meat. It came after dinner as desert it was
so good that it had seconds. It was delicious until
the eveil Queb showed and owned all with his mighty Bar
and then he got killed by a bashing kennison, this was
a surprise he had no antler!The antlers confused Phoenix.
He was a reindeer, maybe? He thought about going on a
strike, mounting Queb on the wall. Nothing could measure
up to the utter confusion of Quebie and his lack of
reindeer horns. They sent for Shifty, Musik and Via to...
Fuzzy and poor Pun... to deal with this person. Then
they had Santa come down the Pennsylvania Turnpike to
bring a box of nail and nail it to a board which they
then put on his big toe. He yelled OUCH! Then he attacked
Santa for bringing the nails. To summarize all that has
just happend, would be as to put a nail through his big
toe and scream "yippe ai ay!" After all of this we then
went to the reindeer barn with Santa and the big bag of
toys for all of the good MSM Clan members but not the dark
side members naughty like queb and VIA that's messing up
Oh he's always doing that but we still try to turn Queb
into a bash target. For his birthday gift he got the end
of someones gun and said, "No! I was typing" (heavy french
accent) and now I'm dead" Not fair! BOO HOO! Wah he's
gone what? "Dagnnabbet I was shot!" That was heard
around the whole map. "Mistorrr echoed till days end
and then the sound of smite rang out into the cold moon
less black night and Kennison was dead. Queb cried for
only a minute in memory of her. Queb DESTROYED all of the
other Noobs upon the field. Then the Purple banana
assisted Queb in destrying his own teammates and
blowing up the evil Dark Side. When this had taken over
his mind with the magic, He conquered all who rebelled
against his kingship and beat them badly. After many years
of Killing, he retired to live in North Korea with his
Uncle's dog that had one leg and a devilish smile. The
dog lost his mind when he saw what he had to do to save
his other leg from being shot off by snipers with
lightning fast movement, Fuzzy was making another shot
at the poor dog when Shifty shot and hit the lad in the
left hand. He is now called the one hand boy who is also
santa claus in desguise, but he had the same doctor as
luke skywalker which was a quack. The quacker attacked
Santa. Santa gave presents to all the good members! (De
ja vu again) Family that lost their car in a basement
and flew to hawaii! In a C-17 transport but was shot down.
The water was cold and wet. They swam and swam and swam
till they saw a Giant killer unicorn-whale creature
and it flew away but it left giant circles of air behind
that sent them swirling into the deep space where NASA
usually researches aleins in secret with super cosmonaut
dogs that have turbo boosters powered by goat milk. Now,
we're just looking at the dogs flying around in big
circles, But then we saw uncle Frank smite Queb. Queb
cried and cried unti; he had no tears. Queb complained
to Pun about Frank using "Aimbash" "Aimbash a new
technology. It's like Aimbotlol, but it automatically
bashes noobs that cry alot so Quebbie stopped crying
and took vengence. Quebo to the large some of kleenex
tissue he wiped away his tears and grabbed his bar and
went to plot a very large bash. Meanwhile, back at
headquarters Marn was planning defence to keep the
cows off the battlefield but desheep kept jumping over
and we keep slapping the very large cows!!!
The cows respond by stepping on all the sheep. Marn
concerned about the safty of the sheep, brought them all
blankets. The cows like wool but hate the sheep for no
apparent reason but love lamb chops. With mint jelly on
them cause they're secretly delicious. Durring all of
this in a clan frighting with scary maskes and wooden
Pizza boxes that are made out of feathers but still
strong enought to beat the tar out of those dorn mice
that are always, Queb was off topic again scaring the
cows. So, queb stood there froze at the site of the
giant read haired epicly awesome ninja warrior was so
scared of Queb that he wet his wet hair and got ready
for a big sheep stew. But when he got out his knife and
attacked the red hair in his left nostril then jumped
on a train headed to the east side of Ol'Chicago. There
he eats people of rocks he's dreaming of falling through
time and space then he awakes shooting grandmas with
blazing shot-guns to take out the pink and purple pickle
hacker and kill stealer all the soup & bananas that is
somehow connected to the telling of this story but how
how long will it keep going I wonder, only time will tell
But probably only until the others catch Pun in numbers
of post that he has ha ha catch me if you can guys. lol
Pun is funny but a great shoot out was rewarding when
he lost many bullets and it ended there in a hale of
gunfire gunst and glory they all were very depressed from
and excess blood loss. So they prayed to the Lord and
He answer their prayers with a very Loud Voice from the
Heavens, as his SON gave up the ghost for he is our only
Divine Savior in which he had been told sent birth he was
the greatest of all who walked the Earth at one there
can only be a wonderful place waiting for all who accept
the Holy Savior, Amen

End of {MsM} Stories Number I

And this is why I like you guys (:
It only took me about 2 hours to re-type all of it and edit some of the punctuation. But I think it was worth it (:

NICE. That was fun to read. thanks

Thanks I really enjoyed re-typing it!

WOW

lol what's the matter?

I think Pun can't believe that I actually am caring enough to re-type the whole first story (:

I just think it took an awful big amount of your time, thats all. But I enjoyed reading it for sure.

I had nothing else to do, I'm sick so I could spend time with my friends. And I got bored of COD for the night.

LOL. nice work

Thanks again fuzzy