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    The Pastor's Cat

    Post by UncleFrank on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:40 pm

    THE PASTOR'S CAT
    This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day.Whoever said the Creator doesn't have a sense of humor?

    Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.

    The kitty would not come down. The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

    That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke.

    The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

    The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business.

    A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, 'Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?'
    She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.' She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.'

    Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.
    Anyone can count the seeds in an apple; but only God can count the apples in a seed.
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    Post by [WoF]OldMan on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:43 pm

    hahahahahah

    That is such an awesome story.

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    Post by Fuzzy on Thu Feb 24, 2011 10:44 pm

    haha. thanks for sharing this frank

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    Post by Trooper on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:40 am

    lol Good story
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    Post by Badger on Fri Feb 25, 2011 4:15 am

    MEEEEEEOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!

    *cat smacks into ground*

    PURRRRRRRRRRRRR
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    Post by Merceri on Fri Feb 25, 2011 2:54 pm

    Cute
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    Post by [WoF]GoA.Pun on Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:52 pm

    That is a good one Frank. Lol it reminds me of another one but not a cat joke.

    A poor ole woman who had very little was going through a very hard time financially. She however believed that God would provide as he always did. She would go about in her house singing and praising the Lord to the top of her lungs and of course the old prune of a man who lived next door to her could not stand to hear her shouting and jumping and praising God because he did not believe in any of it whatsoever. All her singing and testifying just made him furious. So one morning the old man was outside and he heard through the ole woman's window that she was praying and asking God to please bring her some food because her groceries were gone and she had no money. The ole man got an idea and thought, I will go buy her some groceries and put them on her doorstep and ring her doorbell and then I will jump into the bushes and when she comes out and sees the food and starts thanking God for it I will jump out and say see, you have been praying for God to bring you food but it was not God it was ME so there you go ole lady and that is exactly what he did. The lady comes out, sees the food and sure enough, she started thanking the Lord and praising him for supplying her needs. Just then the old man jumps out and said see it was not God it was ME that put those groceries there so God did not hear your prayers and nor did he supply anything to you, it was ME. The ole woman just stood back a minute after hearing this and starting praising the Lord even more than the ole man had ever heard before and he said wait, what are you doing? Did you not just hear what I said, it was ME that supplied those groceries. The ole woman said, yes I heard you and I am even happier knowing that God would use an old DEVIL like you to help get his work done.

    I bet that gave the old man something to ponder on for a while huh.
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    Post by Merceri on Mon Mar 07, 2011 9:55 pm

    lol
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    Post by Raging Raven on Mon Mar 07, 2011 10:00 pm

    Funny how that works huh lol
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