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A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Badger on Fri Mar 18, 2011 3:31 pm

A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank; she has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250,000 Rolls as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the blonde returns and repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely; but we are a little puzzled. We checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is - why would you bother to borrow $5,000?" The blond replies....."Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Raging Raven on Fri Mar 18, 2011 4:44 pm

hahahahaha!
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Post by [WoF]GoA.Pun on Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:14 pm

Pretty smart.........
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Jordan on Fri Mar 18, 2011 6:19 pm

Hmm.... A smart blonde.... Very smart thing to do. Have a underground garage from the bank and get the car back without puting much of a dent in her money. Hmm.... When Do I Get That Kind Of Money!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Demonslyer on Fri Mar 18, 2011 10:14 pm

haha thats great

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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Trooper on Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:28 am

funny funny
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by VIA on Mon Mar 21, 2011 5:16 pm

i like it!
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Post by Musik on Mon Mar 21, 2011 8:37 pm

lol ... my buddy from NYC is sitting next to me and he is like "holy cow ... im telling my dad this story cause you can't park for a day for that much"
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Post by Jersey on Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:06 pm

hahah whoa! smart blondie hahaha

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Post by Taylor on Wed Mar 23, 2011 7:18 pm

Lol, cute story. Smile
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Frogger on Thu Mar 24, 2011 10:18 pm

Haha this just made my day, Good one.
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by Isaiah on Sun Mar 27, 2011 2:32 am

I think I love this joke!
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by [WoF]BG.Terminator on Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:41 pm

That had to have been a brunette! LOL!
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Re: A blonde walks into a bank..

Post by [WoF]BG.Terminator on Mon Mar 28, 2011 1:47 pm

A blind guy walks into a bar and says; "Bartender, you want to hear a dumb-blond joke?" The bartender, who happens to be a 6' blond female body builder says; "listen buddy, I'm a 6' blond female body builder. The two women to your right are blond, female, professional wrestlers. The two women to your left are blond, black belt Tae-Kwon-Do instructors. Now, are you sure you want to tell that dumb-blond joke?" The man smiles and says; "naw, I'd just have to repeat it five times."
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