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From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
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From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Via asked me to post this for him and for some crazy reason i think he intended this for Old Man. Call me crazy but just kinda felt that in his email.
P.S. Ole Via is under the rug with a flu, let's all wish him a speedy recovery. Love ya Via!
Seniors Rules for Halloween
You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:
10. You keep knocking on your own front door.
9. You remove your false teeth to change your appearance.
8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
and you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick or...'
And you can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
And the number one reason Seniors should not go
Trick Or Treating...
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1. You keep having to go home to pee.
No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway!!
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
yes Frank he hit it right on the nail head its for oldman lolololol and yes i am under the weather thankyou for thinking about im not well i feel ive been runover by a truck and tossed off a hill and thrown down a flight of stairs and stomp on by a herd of water of buffalo and thats just the ache and pains not the cold part of the flu two night up coughingmy head off night stait .blurry to see any thing wonder i can write this down hope to beback by the weekend thankyou all for thinking about me hopeto be ok soon miss you all all rea dy
Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
I know exactly how you feel and I hate that feeling! Hope and pray you will be better soon!
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Oh get up and fight you big sissy.LOL I'm teasing with ya Bro.Prayin for ya Via.That game should be there any day.Your going to be to sick to Play.Oh well.I'll just ride shotgun with Frank into mine fields.Get better bud.Just to much to do to be sick.Like killin to do.Grab a weapon and hold on.MsM is on da Battle field..Speaking of battle field.I did good the first day on this computer.did an 100+ game and a 90 and 80 game.But I must have lost it.I need practice I guess.So hurry up Via i need somebody else to shoot at me. God Bless Ya Brother
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
will do get somewhat lest i can see now things got blurry there for a day or to high fever well ill rest for two or three more days was realy dizzy to darn flu and the cough i had my poor thoat feels so raw bearly talk hope to be back soon
Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
hahahhah Nice VIA.
If you were not sick I would be driving to Nova Scotia. Of course, I wouldn't get there with all the bathroom stops.
Get better buddy. I think you may be delirious with fever.LOL
If you were not sick I would be driving to Nova Scotia. Of course, I wouldn't get there with all the bathroom stops.
Get better buddy. I think you may be delirious with fever.LOL
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
nice one haha
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Can't Talk.I bet the wife is Liking That.hehehe JK bud I couldnt resist.
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Ever notice when the wives get sick they are not as much as a wuss that we are? Why are we(men) such wusses when we get sick? Is it tougher on men? Do we just need more attn than women? Or....maybe mommabears are just tougher? Hmmmm?
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Whats up with your sig Unc???
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
playin
U likey?
U likey?
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Or I was thinking of this one:
Now thats a headshot
And you KNOW that was dad that did that too! Whew!
Now thats a headshot
And you KNOW that was dad that did that too! Whew!
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LOL@Frank.Thats Cute.Had to be DaD.Unless it was Raven.hehehehehe
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Re: From our one and only Via...to all the old farts
Ha Ha now I know why I don't go trick or treating anymore... It's all of the above!
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