Sad News

Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
trauma complications from being repeatedly poked in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of
celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth,
Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies ,
and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.

Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Born and bread in Minnesota ,
Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with
turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his
dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he
still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for
millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. he is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

lol pun

This saddens me.

He always rose to the occasion and I appreciated his lightly buttered top. He was a funny guy though I found his humor to be a little tart.

Rest in piece, dough boy, little circular pieces that is.

oh that soft and flour-filled boy. What to do without him? Make from scratch?

He will be missed at my house for sure.If I keep going,I may be able to take his place.LOL JK

I actually cried with I saw this, lol jk. But seriously now who's going to make my toaster strudels

{MsM}GOA.Punishment wrote: Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. he is
also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

hahahahaha thats pretty funny

Pun, that's pretty genius XD

I still say that my toaster strudels don't taste the same anymore...

I don't eat pop tarts or toaster strudels. so i'm safe. XD

Toaster strudels are amazing. But I only eat one every Monday before I go to school. It's kinda of tradition.

lol, i don't have food traditions unless it's a family tradition. i just eat what i want when i want and that's that.

That sounds like the way to go! (:

where do send the flour.

I heard that the Keebler Elves needed more after their main elf died...