Keep your insanity!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity..

1. In the memo field of all your checks, write 'funds for my secret spaceship.'

2. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat and order it with a serious face.

3. Specify that your drive-through order Is 'To Go'.

4. Sing Along at the Opera, at the top of your lungs.

5. Five days In advance, tell Your friends you can't attend their party because
you have a headache.

6. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot while yelling 'run for
your lives! they're loose, they're loose!'

7. Ask the store clerk at Wal-Mart if they can spray the 3 pairs of shoes that you just tried on with foot rot/fungus treatment because your toes are about to fall off!

And the final way to keep a healthy level of
insanity..........

8. Tell your children over dinner, 'due To the economy, we are going to have to
let one of you go.'

Smile. It's Called...THERAPY

haha 'let one of you go'

hehehe