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The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting
unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will
be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday or Tuesday of next week.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
unit called the:
United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan and will
be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Monday or Tuesday of next week.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
[WoF]GoA.Pun- Admin
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Re: Applications
now THAT is hilarious
Radish*- Posts : 549
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Re: Applications
And season starts jan.1st and ends on Dec.31st.Hehehehehe
Good one
MsM Marn
Good one
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