Check your pm's please

Hey guys dont forget to check your pm's regularly. I have sent out several urgent pm's and havent got many responses. Were trying to get everyone setup on vent and our custom servers, check your inboxes an lets get this dne. Thx MsM Rocks!

Will do... lol jk jk

Again this is an old post.

I know i just wanted to see what it felt like to post on an old post. lol\ Bad attempt at humor?? Raven ruining my fun...

hehe

well!How does it feel.Hehehehehehe.want to do it again?LOL

First, Troop picks on old people. Then he turns to old posts to pick on.

Marn wrote:well!How does it feel.Hehehehehehe.want to do it again?LOL

It was fun but the thrill is gone. Back to picking on Oldman

Hahaha lol Trooper your a mess man.... Do you pull people over and say "Excuse me sir, can you tell me why your in such a hurry for today"? "I clocked you at 110 mph" and just before they start cursing at you, you say
"Ah shucks, I was just picking on you a little, you were only 3 mph over the speed limit," "Go ahead and leave and have a good day sir" hehehehehehehe.

Now dont start putting much thought to that Trooper, I can almost feel your thoughts now lol.

{MsM}2LT.Trooper wrote:I know i just wanted to see what it felt like to post on an old post. lol\ Bad attempt at humor?? Raven ruining my fun...

Aww troop i didn't mean to ruin your fun. I just wasn't sure if you were "stephanie" ( since every time i say serious i think of steph lol ) or not. HAHAHAHAHA

Lol no Pun but I have walked up to people I know before just to say hello. Then let them leave...

{MsM}2LT.Trooper wrote:Lol no Pun but I have walked up to people I know before just to say hello. Then let them leave...

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA NOW the Fun begins! Trooop gotta stop all the little 5mph Grannies that once in her life will drive over the speed limit because she think's Trooper is a guy in bad uniform and is tryin to rob her! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA





AWW wait, opon reading that again i realized you you were stopping ppl that YOU KNEW and them driving away... Im sorry Troop. People can be horrible. If it wasn't for you runnin on a time clock Id chat up up all day. I'd chat you up all day. Play on the CB press a bunch of really cool buttons turn an signal lights and play "fetch" with the dog. it always impresses me hoe smart those Dogs are.

I got stopped by a State Trooper one time. He said "sir do you realize that you were going 82 mph in a 65"? and I said, " Yes of course, but I was hoping that you didn't." Never the less, I got a ticket lol.

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?"The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an hour ahead of us, so we'll never catch him."

Seven Signs Your Police Partner Needs a Vacation !

1. Every Tuesday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.

2. He wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all speeders should be executed right there on the spot.

3. He talks to himself. Half of him is the "good cop", and the other half is the "bad cop".

4. He keeps asking you if his bullet proof vest makes him look fat.

5. He is exchanging donut recipes with complete strangers.

6. He wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.

7. He keeps handcuffing himself by accident!!

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says "Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses."
The woman answered "Well, I have contacts."
The policeman replied "I don't care who you know! You're getting a ticket!"

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:
Man: What's the problem officer?
Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.
Man: No sir, I was going 65.
Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light.
Man: Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!
Wife: Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks.
(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Cop: I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
Man: Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife: Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt.
Man: Shut your mouth, woman!
Cop: Ma'am, does your husband always talk to you this way?
Wife: No, only when he's drunk.

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.
The rookie rolled down his window and said, "Let's get off the corner."
No one moved, so he barked again, "Let's get off the corner!"
Intimidated, the group of people began to leave, casting puzzled glances in his direction.
Proud of his first official act, the young policeman turned to his partner and asked, "Well, how did I do?"
"Pretty good," replied the veteran, "especially since this is a bus stop."

Trooper, just a little humor for you in the jokes above. Dont take it the wrong way partner. Actually I am a big fan of the Alabama State Troopers. I always donate every year to the Alabama State Trooper Association to help with the life insurance cost of Troopers and YES I have the little sticker on my back window just in case lol. Thanks for your service man. We would not be safe without you on the roadways partner.

May God bless you and keep you safe.

Hahaha, Funny how a... what? 2 year old post turned into a 2 page State trooper pun list hahahah

See I took Gmans post that had no replies and turned it into a 2 pager lol

{MsM}GOA.Pun wrote:I got stopped by a State Trooper one time. He said "sir do you realize that you were going 82 mph in a 65"? and I said, " Yes of course, but I was hoping that you didn't." Never the less, I got a ticket lol.

I would probably let you go just for making me laugh lollollollollol

Troop, please do something about slow cars in the fast lane. Man! If I cld be a trooper for a day. There wld be alot of old peeps(no offense Mr Queb) in court a month later. hehehe

Or even worse! the 18 wheeler in the fast lane doing .0000000001 mph faster than the one he's beside in the slow lane. grrrrr!

of course they never do these kind of things when a trooper is near...

{MsM}UncleFrank wrote:Troop, please do something about slow cars in the fast lane. Man! If I cld be a trooper for a day. There wld be alot of old peeps(no offense Mr Queb) in court a month later. hehehe

Or even worse! the 18 wheeler in the fast lane doing .0000000001 mph faster than the one he's beside in the slow lane. grrrrr!

of course they never do these kind of things when a trooper is near...

lol I'll get right on it.

A guys wife left him for someone else. He finalized the divorce. Later on, after building back up his bank account, and paying off his house, he decided life wasnt so bad. He went out and bought himself a ferrarri. Went out for a drive, got on the freeway, and before he knew it, he was doing 90 in a 75, and about the time he noticed, he also noticed the red and blue lights flashing behind him. He grinned to himself and thought 'I'm in a ferrarri!', and he stepped down on the gas. He started to lose the trooper (*pun, lol), but the trooper suddenly whiped right up on him. He decided it was better then to pull over. When the trooper came up, he said, "Do you realize how fast you were going?". The man replied, "oh, about 80". Trooper say, "try 112". The guy grimmaced and nodded. The trooper then states, "Ya know, I just worked a 12 hour shift, I'm tired, my wife has dinner on the table, and I'd have to do all this paperwork. If you can give me a really good reason why you were going so fast, and why you sped up, I may just let you go with a warning". So the guy sat there for a minute or two, then said, "Well officer, my wife just left me for a state trooper, and as I was cruising relaxing, I saw your lights come on, so I sped up in hopes to lose you." Trooper says "WHY?". Guys says, "Cause I thought you were the trooper my wife left me for, and you were trying to bring her back!"