lol pretty funny

by **Trooper** Wed Mar 31, 2010 3:38 am

> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> We had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that
> one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the
> opener. I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears
> made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, "Lady, you
> need a 1/4 horsepower." I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4. He said,
> "NO, it's not." Four is larger than two.."
> We haven't used Sears repair since.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING
> My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the
> clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She
> said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you
> can just give me a dollar bill back." She sighed and went to get the
> manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back
> the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of
> thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.
> Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
> township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING
> sign on our road. The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out
> here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing
> anymore."
> From Kingman , KS .
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE:
> My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
> person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
> they only had iceberg lettuce.
> From Kansas City
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
> asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"
> To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He
> smiled knowingly and nodded,
> "That's why we ask."
> Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I
> was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked
> if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people
> when the light is red. Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind
> people doing driving?!"
> She was a probation officer in Wichita , KS
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker. She was leaving the
> company due to "downsizing." Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is
> fun. We should do this more often." Not another word was spoken. We all
> just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
> This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
>
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
> for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn
> on.
> A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.
>
> IDIOT SIGHTING:
> When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
> car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
> department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
> side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
> door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
> technician, "its open!" His reply, "I know. I already got that side."
> This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi
>
> STAY ALERT!
> They walk among us... and the scary part is that they VOTE and they REPRODUCE !

Laughing